You know your baby has dropped when.....
10. Half of your lap is gone.
9. Your belly no longer grows, your baby just drops.
8. Even though your bed is tall (and you almost have to jump to get into it) you have to roll out of it.
7. You ask your almost 2 year old for help getting up and you seriously consider a digging your hiking cane out of the garage.
6. Clothing that covers the bottom of your belly leaves an inprint (from being compressed between your belly and lap) after you have been sitting for more than 2 minutes.
5. You start to think about what you could put between you belly and lap during the end of labor so that baby comes out with a "cool" imprint on his/her shoulder. (I would really never do this, but I am sure if guys carried babies this would happen all the time.)
4. You go up the stairs on your tippy toes because you have short legs and you are not sure your legs could clear the stairs and your belly going up.
3. You feel like you have a ball between your upper thighs.
2. You start to think that having someone's head between your legs is normal.
*insert drum roll like Letterman*
...And the #1 reason you know you have dropped is when...
....the head starts to stick out of your ho-ha.
Looks down, doesn't see anything, grabs a mirror....phew we are still okay on that last one... :D
No comments:
Post a Comment